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 Jen said ..
with Agou test today ..
when I kick you .. you have to look at what I aim to test ..
time ...
Jen kicked Agou about ..
Agou will answer ...
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One day, a funeral parlor sent three people, strange to say, they are all smiles after the death of ^_^...< br> funeral home manager wondered asked pol.ice: Why do they face even after death is ^ _ ^ it?
pol.ice said: This ... long story ... you see that person ... he was left with her when his wife slept .. in the most passionate moment. . .. can not stand hanging out
administrator replied: Well ... .. willing to spend up to mischief also under the dead middle of a romantic ... that is how to die ...
pol.ice : Oh ... the middle of a tragedy that he is really ㄚ .. ... .. he was walking down the road when I heard he had been the jackpot prize over 700 million .. ..
too happy when laughing. .. been hit the oncoming car to the results ... .. hung ...
administrator replied: Well ... he really was not fortunate to enjoy the splendor of the rest of my life .. after .. it does the rest of this one?
pol.ice: ... this one died a bit pathetic ... when he climbed the tree is mine to hack the administrator to answer
wrote: ... It's a bit wrong, why would by lightning to the laughing ...
pol.ice said: that after he climbed the tree and suddenly a flash of lightning .... ..... .
.. someone he thought his picture .....< br> as saying that thousands of years ago, both the male dog or a bitch, when they are with the squat to urinate.
until the Tang Dynasty And what a change in hh
Taizong we heard it! He raised a pair of old Pekinese, and once on the Mountain Emperor Heaven, brought the pair to hh
festival halfway suddenly in urgent bitch , so they went to a tree to solve,
in Heaven when it is very disrespectful behavior, so angered the Jade Emperor,
Emperor ordered Thunder hit a mine, just playing in the trees, the tree fell , and crushed to death bitch, male dog is very scared after reading hh
Since then, the male dog urinating under a tree when the time will extend one foot, forced withstand the tree,
so that the tree fell down hh
pressure to his love of hunting, Mr. Wang is a monster and a very boring person, one day he put one of the guests stay in the game room hard, Xuxubuxiu's about his first monster kill more of each After.
he pointed to the ground in a big tiger, triumphant, said: vain vision, decided to go for a walk ... he walked onto the left A highway near his home run into bad luck ...
pol.ice rummage ... Xiaoming called in the past for questioning. < br> pol.ice inquired as to why embark on a small highway, asked after delivery to give him a ticket ... read
1. not wearing a seatbelt
2. unlicensed driving
3. speed of less than 60
a mental hospital where a medical practitioner,
mental patients in one day three meal times
wanted to test whether these three patients improved,
then ordered Today, nurses take the patient's dinner observed in three different rooms,
doctors one by one in the room watching.
first opened,
patient said: Doctors no longer say, shaking his head and then proceeded to the second,
while the second is the same among the patients to eat with relish,
doctors thought it did not save, and hold down the center to the third ,
go in a doctor was surprised, he found that a third patient has not yet started eating,
At this point the patient said: it will be very happy to get out the door ready for the patient to contact his family,
did not expect the patient said: night,
an elderly couple slowly walked into McDonald's, they ordered a hamburger, an order of fries, a Coke, looking for the location of the corner and sat down.
the old couple with the other young men and women look out of place,
around can not help secretly watching them, thinking:
decile,
carefully one by one the number of chips is divided into two equal portions,
then sip Coke, handed the old lady, old lady has a sip.
this way, we looked at copies of the old man eat his hamburgers and cola half,
old lady is quietly watching him eat. and did not move her own half.
if the old man to drink Coke, the old lady would then have a drink .
a young man could not stand, walk beside them,
very politely offered to buy a meal for them.
old man politely declined: is to share all things.
young man walked over and asked them to allow him to buy a meal to them,
This time it was the old lady said: But we can see, the old lady a food did not move,
just looked at the old man to eat and drink a cup of cola alternately.
young man could not resist, and the third went to their desk, br> asked the old lady said: answer:
to in the car on one side, and said impatiently:
『Do you know who my father is?!』
women pol.ice politely replied: 『I'm sorry, sir, that I can can not help you, do you try to ask your mother? 』
teachers to enhance students the concept of insurance,
explain the insured and the beneficiary of Kansai,
for example: ...
.... dead. Housewives have not had time to say the first sentence, the clerk rushed into it,
down a pile of debris and dirt, dirty the entire carpet.
Then he said:
wife, if my vacuum cleaner can not suck the dirt clean, I'll pick them up and eat! tomato sauce with points? We have just moved in, not power. forgot in the orchard of the hat,
gardener, said: 『Well, you get, I would so you, the results of children never returned.
week later, they caught the gardener with a child,
『This time I went to park owner should pay attention to your』 『
Wait, sir, I forgot in the orchard of the hat』
time gardener, said confidently:
『The You can not fool me, you wait here for me, I'll get! 』
three mosquito to show off their flying skills,
half cocky, noisy red in the face,
are too close to a outcome, so they decided their See the frog tongue was a slipknot,
he said proudly: tell you!
in my home, without this skill, and soon would be finished in!
sneer U.S. mosquitoes twice: Hmm! fluff, not worth mentioning!!
So he flew two frogs,
back and forth between them several times,
back, two of the frog tongue to form a knot,
he cocky to say: Ah! in my home, to this way to survive!
China mosquito disdain replied: kidding!
in our home, never seen such a poor technology that!
the United Kingdom and mosquitoes is very willing to say the United States: about this!? you think you have much capability ah??
a result, China mosquitoes to fly a group of frogs, in which the shuttle a few times,
back when I saw the frog pulling together their tongue,
has become a ... br> Water 500 cc ...
practice:
1, drink 500cc of water.
2, the coffee ....< br>.
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Scattered on the ground, one finally picked up.
three times a day, repeat the month .. .
wife wanted to lose weight, so she went every day to ride.
results one month after the horse lost four pounds.
....< br> Life is like a stool, once washed away, will not come back.
Life is like a stool, how to pull all the appearance, but each time they are not the same ....< br> Life is like a stool, and sometimes pull a very cool, sometimes they pull features tangled!
Life is like a stool, you never know what will pull out a stool stuff ..
life is like, how the results you want, how we should be planted.
life is like stool is often hard for a long time, but only a few bursts with life is like fart ..
stool, even more beautiful embellishment, its essence is still the same ..
Life is like a stool, only a brave face in silence对.
So, as we often say
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a patient working with a doctor about his recent sound often heard is unknown.
psychiatrist: Which came .. situation? M: > B: But my wife is very fierce, restless all day long!
A: That is too bad!
B: Fortunately, a few days ago his father was out of gravel trucks Zhuangfei I get a billion of the estate.
A: Yeah!
B: Sadly, the money was burned bare!
A: That was too bad!
B: okay, my wife is also in the house was burned to death along with.
A: I heard you got married ah!
B: ah! Mui fourth
A: Your wife before the three how the?
B: They were dead
A: how could this happen?
B: The first wife is dead to eat poisonous mushrooms!
A: Poor thing. That second wife what?
B: She is eating poisonous mushrooms dead!
A: The third wife? also be poisonous mushrooms poisoned you?
B: No! her neck broken dead !
A: Yes, accidents do?
B: ah .. nice because she refused to eat the poisonous mushrooms Well ....< br> A young man accidentally swallowed a ping pong ball, rushed the hospital.
requires only local anesthesia so that he could clearly see the surgical procedure.
he saw a doctor during surgery, here to open a knife, where the open knife, and disorderly ...
cut in different places, so many knives do? protest man,
man shouted: barking outside,
Some dogs will go to the classroom during classes, and then lying in front of the podium ...
day to play school bells, the students also went into the classroom,
this See also a stray dog wagged his tail when swaggering into the classroom, Professor Touyebutai to see and take care of the lying in front of the podium,
curse out loud when Professor intolerable:
Quick! who put the dog away, this class it has been on the !..news! read your test results, I find that you have potential homosexual tendencies!! and difficult to cure!
this guy said: Oh my God! that the good news then?
doctors shy to say: I find you quite lovely yeah ~
connotes the stomach very serious surgery to remove,
the best in town so he asked his doctors surgery.
passed when the anesthetic potency , the physician came to check the rounds,
graciously asked him: key operation is very troublesome, but I do it very carefully, not shaking hands,
Therefore, this operation can be said is perfect.
suture surgery when I do, the audience applause was like thunder, We all cried a good 『』, 『』 ...
So again, I excited, Shun Shouqiang have your tonsils cut ...sick leave,
40 female students who are looking forward to be with the class,
to the physical class is a great guy actually male teacher,
provocative words with a female student said: Teachers can we Do not class, some excitement exciting game to play it?
male teacher was silent child, said:
good ~ ~
the graduates of textbooks away and examination now!
mother just gave birth to Xiao Li a brother,
mother asked Xiao Li:
Well, the little brother to sell it ....I finally got my bird pet dog, take back his wife's heart out! My wife will do well to eat dogs, dogs do not want to eat the food, but I ate it with relish! how the daughter? said:
see I said:
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Indigenous people were caught in the forest!
they were locked in his cell, and no food to eat ...
Houtu two weeks out of the grasp of a person,
Indigenous Q: You are going to die , What is your last wish?
travelers one: I want plenty of food!
then gave him a lot of indigenous food, and so after he had finished.
indigenous stripped off his skin, made of A human skin canoe.
soil behind the two weeks out to another person arrested,
indigenous asked: You are going to die, what is your last wish?
Traveler II: I want to some died with the beauty and enjoy!
so beautiful indigenous called him pleasure, after a number of indigenous also stripped off his skin, made of a human skin canoe
again two weeks with the last one took Houtu out,
indigenous asked: Are you going to die, what is your last wish?
Traveler Three: I want a big fork
(like the Devil to get the kind of Halloween)
natives are laughing, this person was going to die!
he was just a big fork!
then gave him a large indigenous fork ~
he got the fork,
stabbed his side to side exclaimed:
method you will never make my canoe!
in a primary school classroom, the teacher asked students in a question:
how to separate them? know, first of all they evaporated ~ inside, the ants will move out of the sugar to! .. dung cakes ...br> a family, the whole family are very lazy.
father told my mother doing housework, my mother did not want to do is called sister,
sister do not want to call my sister,
but sister do not want to call the dog to do,
came home one day, a guest found the dog in the housework, was surprised,
asked the dog: Yes you do housework?
dog said: they do not call me doing it!
more surprise guests: Do you talk?
Dog: Hush! keep it down! Otherwise, they know that I will speak also known as I'll get it!
a man to the clinics, the doctor asked him: That you uncomfortable?
Man: I touch the pain here (he put the index finger bumped head, and bumped chest),
touch there is also pain (he index finger and turns to the stomach), in the end I got what strange?
He replied: I think you're index finger fracture .......< br> A Woman: I suggested last boyfriend said that women like to continue to preserve things,
the next day I get a ring, you can also do the same for her boyfriend ah!
Maiden: I had used this method and the results the next day I received a packet of preservative ... ...
day, when the work Old Wu Zhang and walk down the street together,
sudden rapid horn behind me,
saw Mr. Chang quickly hid look nervously side,
Old Wu puzzled and asked:
hey! you may not know, almost a month ago, my wife ran away with a taxi driver,
Since then, whenever I hear the horn sound will scare daylights,
fearing that the rental truck drivers in turn sent back to my wife! > drinkers A: What a coincidence, I also Okayama come, come, to drink a glass of Okayama.
drinkers B: Sure.
drinkers A: You are the Okayama which street?
drinkers B: Chung Cheng Road.
drinkers A: What a coincidence, I also Okayama Chung Cheng Road, to, to drink a glass of Okayama Chung Cheng Road.
drinkers B: Sure.
drinkers A: You Reading Which primary?
drinkers B: Chung Cheng Elementary School, graduated in 62.
drinkers A: Really? I am also a Chung Cheng Elementary School, graduated in 62.
drinkers C asked the bartender: how going on?
Bartender: Nothing, Zhang twins and drunk.
cancer patients know little time, we went to doctor.
next day, doctors informed him that: I good news and bad news to tell you ....< br> patients: The good news is ....?< br> Doctor: You have two days to live.
patients: the bad news is ...?< br> Doctor: Yesterday I forgot to inform you that .....< br> go to the movies with a year-old brother,
male and female suddenly appeared on the screen shot of affection;
them to the body threw a piece of clothing under the bed.
I nervously turned to look younger brother's reaction,
However, the situation is not bad I thought.
saw brother not willing to say:
『brother! Why can they throw clothes I can not?』
the first time college party election in the zoo,
common reason is:
only here to their own feelings or personal ah!
Monkey: This time should be to find a quick way to learn!
Wukong: fly faster than the horse!
Journey: Six God faster!
Drifting out of a gun: Listen immediately send that someday, people on the Western Paradise.
a hunter with his dogs to hunt for a slip of the day in the woods are not prey.
dark, not willing to stop riding in the woods he was in turn,
horse suddenly said: l you do not give me a break, think I'm exhausted ah!? r
shocked to hear the hunter immediately roll down from the horse, pulling dogs to run away ,
ran panting under a tree during a lesson,
dog patted his chest and said to him:
l scared me, actually talking horse! r
so hunters are scared to death on the spot. ..
reporter interviewed a rich man, and asked him how he could get rich?
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I want to know how much is enough in the end I took her ....food to eat ...
Houtu two weeks out of the grasp of a person,
Indigenous Q: You are going to die, what is your last wish?
travelers one: I want plenty of food! < br> So given him many, many indigenous food, and when he had finished.
indigenous stripped off his skin, made of a human skin canoe.
soil behind the two weeks to catch another out,
indigenous asked: Are you going to die, what is your last wish?
Traveler II: I want to enjoy the beauty in death with something!
then called a number of indigenous beauty pleasure him After the soil was also stripped off his skin, made of a human skin canoe
Houtu was again two weeks from the last catch,
indigenous asked: you die, your last wish?
travelers Three: I want a big fork
(like the Devil to get the kind of Halloween)
natives are laughing, this person was going to die!
he was just a big fork!
So give him a large indigenous fork ~
he got the fork,
stabbed his side to side shouting:
method you will never make my canoe!
in a primary school classroom, the teacher asked students in a question:
br> her head in thought for a long time the group of students,
suddenly realized a student suddenly said:
Other students also voted to the worship of the vision ...
He added:
drought without something to eat downtown,
announced so out of the village head .......< br> Mayor: Well, listen to bad news.
village:
village: , my mother did not want to do is called sister,
sister do not want to call my sister,
but the sister did not want to call the dog,
came home one day, a guest found the dog In housework, very surprised,
Q Dog: Yes you do housework?
dog said: They do not call me doing it!
more surprise guests: Do you talk? < br> Dog: Hush! keep it down! Otherwise, they know that I will speak also known as I'll get it!
a man came to clinic, the doctor asked him: Are you that uncomfortable?
Men: I touch the pain here (he put the index finger bumped head, and bumped chest),
touch there is also pain (the index finger and bumped his stomach), in the end I got what strange?
He replied: I think you is the index finger fracture .......< br> A Woman: I suggested last boyfriend said that women like to continue to preserve things,
the next day I get a ring, you can also boyfriend do the same Yeah!
Maiden: I had used this method and the results the next day I received a packet of preservative ......< br> One day, Old Wu Zhang and time off work to go with the street ,
sudden rapid horn behind me,
saw Mr. Chang quickly hid look nervously side,
Old Wu puzzled and asked:
The car hit than we ah! ,
Since then, whenever I hear the horn sound will scare daylights,
afraid that the taxi driver in turn sent back to my wife! off in the chat.
drinkers A: Where are you come?
drinkers B: Okayama.
drinkers A: What a coincidence, I also Okayama come, to, drink to Okayama cup.
drinkers B: Sure.
drinkers A: Okayama which street you are?
drinkers B: Chung Cheng Road.
drinkers A: What a coincidence, I was in Okayama right way, and to, in order to drink a glass of Okayama Chung Cheng Road.
drinkers B: Sure.
drinkers A: What you read between the primary?
drinkers B: Chung Cheng Elementary School, graduated in 62. < br> drinkers A: Really? I am also a Chung Cheng Elementary School, graduated in 62.
drinkers C asked the bartender: how's going?
Bartender: Nothing, Zhang twins and drunk.
cancer patients know little time, we went to doctor.
doctors informed him that the next day: I have good news and bad news for you ....< br> Patient: Yes news is ....?< br> Doctor: You have two days to live.
patients: the bad news is ...?< br> Doctor: Yesterday I forgot to inform you that .....< br > go to the movies with a year-old brother,
male and female suddenly appeared on the screen shot of affection;
they threw him a piece of clothing under the bed.
I nervously turned to look younger brother's reaction,
However, the situation is not bad I thought.
saw brother not willing to say:
『brother! Why can they throw clothes I can not?』
college The first party election in the zoo,
common reason is:
only here to their own feelings or personal ah!
Monkey: This time should be to find a quick way to learn!
Wukong: fly faster than the horse!
Journey: Six God faster!
Drifting out of a gun: I heard that someday, people immediately send its demise.
to a hunter with his dogs hunting, a slip of the day in the woods are not prey.
dark, not willing to keep riding, he was transferred in the woods,
horse suddenly said: l do not you let me rest, like exhausted I ah!? r
shocked to hear the hunter immediately roll down from the horse, pulling dogs to run away,
ran panting under a tree during a lesson,
patted his chest dog said to him:
l scared me, actually talking horse! r
so hunters are scared to death on the spot access to a rich man ...
reporter asked him how he could get rich?
All this thanks to my wife > Indigenous Q: You are going to die, what is your last wish?
travelers one: I want plenty of food!
then gave him a lot of indigenous food, and when he had finished.
indigenous stripped off his skin, made of a human skin canoe.
Houtu two weeks out with the other person arrested,
indigenous asked: Are you going to die, what is your last wish?
Traveler II: I want to enjoy some beauty with death!
so beautiful indigenous called him pleasure, after a number of indigenous also stripped off his skin, made a canoe
both human skin Houtu last week was caught out again,
indigenous asked: Are you going to die, what is your last wish?
Traveler Three: I want a big fork
(such as Halloween and the Devil take the kind)
natives are laughing, this person was going to die!
he was just a big fork!
then gave him a large indigenous fork ~
he got the fork, br> stabbed his side to side shouting:
method you will never make my canoe!
in a primary school classroom, the teacher asked students a question:
with the sugar melts in water, how to separate them? :

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village: delicious, and only ... cow dung cakes ...dung cakes ....do,
but my sister did not want to call the dog,
came home one day, a guest found the dog in the housework, was surprised,
asked dog: you will do the housework ...